Link: Oh shit what are those things!
An army of madness people comming as Hank is the leader of the crew.
Hank: Get them!!!
Link: Kill those fuckers!!!!
Hank and his men grabbed some guns and started shooting.
Link: Oh shit I want those things for my birthday!
Hylian soldier: There inside!!! Damn this castle is soo fucken cheap!!! Were getting P3WND!!!!
Link: Shoot them with arrows!!
Madness: Ow... Oooff..
Link: Kill them with swords!!!
Hylian soldier: The leader is inside!!! Kill these bastards!!
Link: Oh fuck this castle sucks. They breached in soo fast....
Hank: You guys suck we P3WND you!!!!!
Hank sliced all the hylians and took out some oozies. He shoot 50 of them at once.
Link:.....
Jesus: You against me green!!!
Link: Who the fuck are you?
Jesus: Your mom!!!
Link: My mom is dead...
Jesus: Whatever greeny lets fight!!!!
Link rushed toward Jesus but something was wrong....
REALITY COMPROMISED!!!!!
THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED!!!!!
The clown jumped out of no where and he seems to be shaking.
Link: Who the hell are you?!!!
The clown didn't answer. He smacked Jesus across the face.
Link: Hey thanks!
The clown grabbed Link's head and looked at him.
Hank: Its you!!
The clown slashed Link;'s head off.
PLAYER 2 ELIMINATED!!!
Jesus stood up and was about to get his sword. But the clown stabed him.
PLAYER 3 ELIMINATED!!!
Hank reached for Link's sword.
The clown started to attack with full force. He kept on attacking until Hank was cornered. Hank teared his face apart with his hand. Hank started to slashed him. The clown pushed him away. Hank stood back up. The clown stabbed Hank but he was still alive. Hank slashed his head across the face with the sword. Hank won...
YOU DO NOT KILL THE CLOWN!!!
tHE CLOWN KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The clown stood up and grabbed Hank's head. He teared off Hank's head apart. He threw it across the castle.
Clown: ^_^
