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"Killing Spree"Killing SpreeBy: Lach WebsterI’ve had it! Everyone’s tellin’ me dat’ I’m the guy who has to save Hyrule! Beat navi wit’ a walkin’ stick.. Why Link, Why! Shut up navi, now how should mido die? Poison Pie! Mwuhahaha… What up rauru? I’m Fat! DUH! YOU MUST DIE!! Also wit’ a pie! Zelda, admit you love me! I DON’T! Fine, eat lead, bullet size 2.3! MWUHAHAHAHA!!! YOU MUST ALL DIE!! OOOH!! A PIE! YUM! I just committed suicide! Damn…
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