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"Ganondorf's Thoughts of Love"Ganondorf's Thoughts of LoveBy: Mega-XLove. What a stupid thing, It makes my ears ring! The guy who invented love songs is a real jerk! Love songs drive me berserk! Kisses are no better! I'd rather wear a sweater made 'o' cheddar! Pink! Pink is the worst colour.... ...I think... Roses! I'll rip up any rose! If I see one, i'll tie myself to tree with a garden hose! Don't ever make me give you a hug! Those things are a REAL bug! I'll never pet a dove! They're sent from down below, not up above! So don't bother me with that stupid thing called: LOVE!
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