A/N: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
i'm gonna be grounded for a couple of days. Apparently I let the homicidal
psycho exploding cats of doom out of their cardboard box. ONTO THE STORY
Disclaimer: <GLUGGLUGGLUG>
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, that's a good Dr pepper. I don't own Zelda. I do however
own myself. I think
Everyone: WHO ARE YOU?!
Elf: I'm me, dur
Link: THE HAM MAN?!?!?!
Elf: Uhhhhhhhh, nah
Link: -.-
Elf: but here's a pig
Link YAHHHHH! <munching noises start>
Pig: OINK OINK OINK
Everyone but link: So you're the mysterious voice from beyond that can't
be seen because it's just a voice?
Elf: Dur. Ehem, NOW FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!
Everyone but Link: MEEP!
Link: OH NOPH! <Mumbles through ham>
Elf: I'm gonna put you in a box, then fill it with smelly stinky and
all together poopy things. Unless you sing that Semisonic song.
Impa: You mean clos-
Elf: DON'T SING IT!! Unless I am properly equipped the song will cause
me to go into an instant sugar rush, injuring all people within a hundred
yard radius.
Ruto: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Link: AH!
Elf: GO AWAY FOUL BEAST!!
Ruto: that's no way to talk to a princess
Elf: THAT'S IT, I WARNED YOU!! ::snaps fingers and turns into a dinosaur::
rawr!
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